Protect Yourself From the Plundering Masses
This is definitely a must have item for any survivalist. The Heracles Research Corporation of Spokane, Washington offers a wide variety of “bed bunkers”. Their website proudly asserts that their twin can hold 30 rifles, while their queen and king can hold 60 rifles. The website features a picture of a wife, husband and child sitting on a seemingly normal looking bed. The caption reads:
They are sitting on 500 gold coins, 2000 silver coins, 4 Rolex watches, 36 handguns, 27 rifles. 5000 rounds of ammunition, 2 weeks of emergency rations and $25,000 in cash. What are they worried about?
Well, that may be all well and good you say, but what if you are in the living room when your army of attackers come? Not to worry, Heracles has a brand new product to provide safety in that happenstance: the all new Couch Bunker. The Couch Bunker comes with optional bullet proof cushions, which the company claims can stop a bullet from a 44 magnum at point blank range.
Yes you say, but what if I’m out on the road when society collapses? Not to worry, the Console Bunker for your car can securely hold an M4 rifle and a hand grenade. And of course there is a Truck Bunker as well.
Those are some pretty impressive sounding products. But for me, I’ll settle for locking the door and trusting in God What have I got to worry about? Absolutely nothing.